HOLLYWOOD, CA - Scott Macintyre, the latest contestant to leave American Idol, reportedly was blindsided by Wednesday evening's voting results. Inside sources say the performer was particularly annoyed that he was eliminated after heeding the judges advice
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WASHINGTON, DC - A report by the Education Department may have had a major influence on the decision by Congress to delay the switchover of television signals from analog to digital. The report concluded that anywhere from 10 to 20 million additional babies would be born during the period
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ATLANTA, GA - A study commissioned by the Federal Task Force for Religious Intolerance has revealed the startling fact that nearly three out of four Americans do not believe in Atheists. The finding underscores the growing credibility
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WASHINGTON, DC - In what is perhaps a first glimpse into his post-presidential life, George W. Bush today announced plans to produce a film about Oliver Stone. Sources say the project is merely satire, and only very loosely based on the acclaimed director / producer's life. In it, the filmmaker falls on hard times due to the sluggish economy, and is reduced to making low-budget political hit pieces to pay off gambling debts and support a raging cocaine habit.
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LONDON - British soul singer Amy Winehouse was taken from University hospital early this morning and rushed to an emergency party near her home in north London. Suffering from what her publicist called "accidental sobriety", Winhouse will reportedly stay at the party as long as necessary. Sources say the singer is expected to fully recover
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JERSEY CITY, NJ - A new study has revealed startling information concerning one of America's favorite ethnic foods. In a rare collaboration of nutritionists and criminologists, researchers at Howyflyl University have uncovered a link between certain types of pasta and violent deaths. Using data going back to the early 20th century, the study concludes that eating spaghetti greatly increases your risk of being whacked by the mob.
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NEW YORK, NY - The cigar made famous during Ken Starr's investigation of former President Clinton's relationship with intern Monica Lewinsky was sold on eBay yesterday for $1.2 million. The cigar - rumored to have been lost since 1998
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WASHINGTON, DC - The Federal Bureau of Investigation today called off a nearly thirty year search for the elusive Mike Hunt. The case, which touched off a nationwide search in the summer of 1982, had grown cold in recent years with practically no new leads. Exhausted investigators admit that Mr. Hunt may never be found.
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HOLLYWOOD, FL - The national convention of the Horse Faced Women Lovers of America today released its annual list of the 10 most beautiful celebrities during a raucous ceremony downtown. The event, widely known in Hollywood circles as the 'Mr. Ed Awards', has received an unusual amount of press coverage this year.
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INSIDE HOLLYWOOD, CA - A spokesperson for Portia de Rossi, longtime partner and newly named fiancée of television personality Ellen DeGeneres, has said plans for their upcoming wedding have been postponed indefinitely. The wedding, announced shortly after the California Supreme Court lifted the state's ban on gay marriage
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CAMBRIDGE, MA - A nationwide survey conducted over the past month has revealed a troubling statistic concerning the well-being of the American public. The survey was crafted to focus on how individuals were coping with increasingly difficult times. When asked if there were any problems
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DAYTON, OH - Collecting e-mails has become one of the fastest growing pastimes in America, as evidenced by the huge turnout at the 'E-Mail Roadshow' here at the Dayton Convention Center. Thousands of collectors have gathered to buy and sell, to get appraisals,
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - Paula Abdul's trademark starry-eyed gushing continued well after the production of 'American Idol' at an after party in Jason's, a nearby drinking establishment. Paula was moved to tears after a lengthy performance by Phil, the head bartender
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WASHINGTON, DC - The long standing tradition of redecorating the White House upon the arrival of a new first family will likely be preceded by a major renovation after the upcoming election, according to officials at the General Services Administration. The agency says that no matter
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has announced that an investigation will be launched to address charges of substance abuse by pop superstar Britney Spears. Spears has been involved in several incidents of bizarre behavior during the past year
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NEW YORK, NY - NBC has postponed production of its new reality show, 'Biggest Gainer' over a contract dispute with the shows hosts. A spin-off of the hit weight loss series 'Biggest Loser', producers planned to feature young anorexic girls in a competition to
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